The Baker's Typewriter
I kicked the tire.
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Anal stories. Anal stories, from quick reads to long series. Reads run 13 to 18 minutes. Writers to know: Indigo Spiral, Topaz Type and West Sketch. Readers usually start with “Drum Room Touch” and “Calibration”. Ranked by how many readers finish them. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
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21 22 Concrete Heat
The slam happens every first Friday of the month, down in the parking garage under the Arts Center.
23 The Sewing Machine Bet
I'm twenty-three years old and I've got a good life, thank you very much.
24 Reclaimed in Room 214
The thing nobody tells you about dental conferences is how much time you spend standing around a coffee urn pretending to care about…
25 Gear Shift
The show ended around nine, and by ten the fairground lot was nothing but empty sawhorses and a few stragglers towing their trailers home.
26 Antler Ring Redemption
I turned sixty-five in March and I still have not gotten used to the word retired.
27 The Anchor Chain
I've been stretching on the pier at dawn for six years now, ever since the co-op put that wooden platform on the end and some yoga teacher…
28 A Slow Hand in the Sanctuary
I'm Nolan, thirty-four, and I sing tenor at St.
29 Road Trip Blues
The piano slid again when I hit the brakes, and this time it hit the wheel well hard enough that the whole van rocked.
30 The Torch Tip
The truffle bazaar smells like dirt and machine oil this early.
31 The Book Club Rules
I met Noor at the train station at Fort Augustus on a Friday in April, which sounds fancier than it was.
32 The Lesson Plan
My name is Morgan Griffin, I'm twenty-four years old, and until last Tuesday I would have told you I was a pretty easygoing person.
33 Borderline Hostile
The trip was supposed to be my reward.
34 The Director's Cut
I've been working commercial shoots for eleven years now, and mostly it's the same rhythm every time.
35 The Sourdough Lesson
I want to start by explaining how I ended up sitting in a canvas tent full of quilters on a Saturday, because it makes no sense on paper.
36 The Chef's Last Service
Dawson Burrows has been a chef for seven years, and tonight he plates the last dish he will ever send out of this kitchen.
37 The Hackathon Sub
Petra here.
38 Stone and Ash
I was thirty-four years old and standing in the basement of a church in Yburg, holding a paper cup of bad coffee, wondering how I had let…
39 The Baker and the Knapper
I still don't know exactly why I said yes to this.
40 The Cruise Entertainer
Okay so let me set the scene, because honestly this whole thing started with a fridge.