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Sour Mash

by Plum Detour

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The mash smelled wrong.

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The mash smelled wrong. Janine knew it before she even dipped the hydrometer. Twenty-eight years old, master brewer six years now, and her nose had never lied to her once.

"Damn it," she said, to nobody. The taproom was empty this early. Just her, the bad batch, and the big copper kettle her father had salvaged from a dairy farm outside town.

She hauled the drain lever down and watched a week of work swirl toward the gutter. Sixty gallons. That stung. But you didn't bottle a sour mash and hope. You dumped it and started over. Her father taught her that. Rule one of the brewery: the beer doesn't care about your feelings.

She was scrubbing the kettle when the bell over the door jangled.

Customer. At midmorning. On a Tuesday. She wiped her hands on her apron and came out front ready to be annoyed.

The man standing by the bar was not a local. Good boots. Clean coat. Hair combed like he'd paid somebody to do it. He had the look of a man who sold things for a living, and Janine had learned at twenty-two, back when a traveling merchant charmed her out of three months of beer money, exactly how much to trust that look.

Which was none.

"Morning," the man said. "You must be Janine Voss."

"Must be," she said.

He laughed like she'd said something clever. "Thad Davenport. I represent Meridian Distribution, out of Harlan Cross. Regional outfit. We move about forty percent of the finished beer between here and the coast."

"Good for you."

She went back to the bar and kept scrubbing. He didn't take the hint. He leaned an elbow on the bar like they were old friends already.

"I'd love to talk to you about what that could mean for this place. Exclusive contract, guaranteed volume, you'd never worry about moving kegs again."

"I don't worry about moving kegs now."

"Everyone worries about moving kegs."

She looked up at him then. Flat look. The kind she gave drunks who argued about the recipe. "Mister Davenport. I dumped sixty gallons of mash twenty minutes ago because it went sour on me. That's the worst thing that happened to me today, and it's the kind of problem I can fix. I'd like to get back to it."

Something flickered across his face. Surprise, maybe. Men like him weren't used to being handed the brush-off before they even got their pitch out.

"Fair enough," he said, and put a card on the bar. Heavy stock. Fancy paper for a town that hadn't had a printing press until eight years ago. "I'm at the inn for a while. When you feel like talking, I'm easy to find."

"I know where the inn is."

He smiled at that, and left, and the bell jangled behind him.

Colin poked his head out of the back office. Forty-five, gray at the temples, town council, and the man who'd helped her get her brewing license at twenty-four when half the council wanted to wait another year. He'd heard the whole thing through the door.

"That was a distributor's agent," he said.

"That was a salesman."

"Same thing, mostly. Janine, council's been getting letters. Harlan Cross wants into this market. They're not going away."

"Then they can be annoying in writing."

Colin laughed and went back to his ledger. Janine went back to her kettle.

* * *

Thad took the corner room at the Dunmore Inn because it had a window facing the square. He'd asked for it specifically. The innkeeper, a wide woman named Pera, charged him two extra coppers for the view and seemed to think that was a fair trade all around. It was.

He watched the brewery from that window the first evening, and again the next morning, and by the third day he'd stopped pretending he was only watching the building.

The plan was simple. He'd written it himself back in Harlan Cross. Befriend the brewer. Take an interest in her work. Small-business owners, mostly women in the rebuilt towns, were lonely and proud in equal measure, and a handsome man from the city who listened was worth more than any contract clause. He'd done it three times in five years. The soap-maker in Gelding had been the last, and the easiest. He was thirty-four now and he knew exactly what he was good at.

New Haven was supposed to be another mark. Small town, fifteen years after the Collapse, one brewery, one agent, done in a week.

Except.

Except the brewer dumped sixty gallons of mash as if it were trivial. Except she scrubbed her own kettles, fixed her own taps, argued prices with farmers in the square without blinking, and ran the whole operation with a precision he'd only ever seen in much bigger houses. Except she'd looked at him like he was a fly at a picnic.

He sat in the taproom that third evening with a pint of her brown ale and a notebook he wasn't writing in.

The taproom overlooked the main square. Carts and wagons parked below, traders shouting, kids (grown ones, working ones) hauling crates. The place filled up at sundown. Farmers, dockhands, a couple of council clerks. Nobody special. And every one of them drank her beer like it was the best thing in the county.

It was, he had to admit. That was the problem. The brown ale was excellent, and the sour he'd tried the night before was better, and Meridian would make a fortune on it, and none of that mattered as much as it should have because all he could think about was the way she'd said *must be* without looking up.

"Another?" she asked. She'd come over to clear his glass without him noticing. That bothered him too. He always noticed.

"Please. And a question, if you're willing."

"Depends on the question."

"Where'd you learn to brew? This is better than anything in Harlan Cross, and Harlan Cross has professionals."

She set the glass down and considered him. "My father. Then six years of doing it wrong until I did it right."

"That's it? No apprenticeship?"

"You think beer needs papers?" She picked up his empty glass. "It needs clean kettles and patience. Everything else is decoration."

She walked off. Thad sat there with his pint and his pride, and realized he'd just been handed the brush-off a second time by the same woman in three days, and it hadn't even stung. That was new. That was interesting.

Angelina would've told him to get his head straight. His assistant was back in Harlan Cross handling the paperwork, thirty-one years old, sharp as a tack, and the only person who knew how he actually worked deals. She'd joined the company at twenty-eight and had watched him charm owners across the table. She'd have taken one look at him sitting here and said, *Boss, you're doing the thing again, except you're not doing the thing.*

He finished the pint. He didn't open the notebook.

The tour happened on day four, and Thad hadn't even asked for it that time. Janine offered. Sort of.

"Come on, then," she said, wiping her hands on her apron at closing. "You've been circling my taproom like a gull for three days. You clearly aren't leaving till you've seen the kettles. Fine. See the kettles. Then leave."

That was the deal and they both knew it.

Thad followed her through the back door into the brew house. It had been an auto shop before the Collapse, and it still looked like one in the bones. Hydraulic lifts repurposed into rack frames. Tool walls full of wrenches and mash paddles. And in the middle of it all, the big copper kettle her father had hauled off a dairy farm, dented at the lip and polished like a trophy.

"That's the heart of it," Janine said, thumping the copper with her knuckle. "Dairy kettle. Holds heat like nothing I've seen since."

"Beautiful," Thad said, and meant it, which surprised him.

She walked him through the whole line. Hot liquor tank, mash tun, the fermentation corner with its rows of carboys, each one labeled in her own blocky hand with dates and strains. She talked fast and didn't slow down for him, which he appreciated more than she'd ever know.

She stopped at a carboy near the wall and tapped the label. "This is the interesting one. Lactobacillus pitch. Kettle sour process. The rest of these are saccharomyces, the clean fermenters."

"You're separating your sour from the clean side," Thad said. "Wild bugs in the same room as your ale yeast?"

"Carefully. Separate paddles, separate hoses. And I test everything before it goes in a package."

"Lactobacillus plantarum, or one of the brewing strains?"

Janine turned around slow. She looked at him the way she'd look at a dog that had started doing arithmetic.

"You know your bacteria," she said. It wasn't a compliment exactly. It was an observation, and it sounded almost disappointed.

"My company's biggest account is a sour house in Calder," Thad said with a shrug. "I spent two seasons in their cellar learning what I was selling. Lacto versus sacch is the first thing they teach you, because if you mix them up you ruin everything you touch."

"Huh."

"Huh what?"

"Huh, you're not entirely a suit." She pointed at a second carboy. "That's my house strain. Sacch, three generations off a bottle I liked from before the Collapse. My father kept it alive in a jam jar for two years while we rebuilt this place. People told him it was stupid. He kept it anyway."

Thad looked at the jar line, at the little handwritten label that said FATHER'S, and felt something in his chest he didn't have a name for. Sentiment, probably. Dangerous in his line of work.

"Your father sounds like a stubborn man."

"He was. Rule one of this brewery, he used to say." She waved a hand at the whole room. "The beer doesn't care about your feelings. Neither do I. Tour's over."

"That's it?"

"That's it. You've seen the kettles. You know what's in the bottles. Now you can write your report and go home to Harlan Cross." She yanked the back door open for him. "Good luck with the letters to council."

Thad went out the door. But he didn't write any report.

* * *

She came to his table two evenings later before he'd even ordered. That part she'd stopped pretending about too.

"You look like a man with a question," she said.

"Dinner. At the Dunmore. Pera does a lamb thing on Fridays that's actually good." He kept it flat, business-flat, so it couldn't be mistaken for anything else. "I'll pay. You can spend the whole meal telling me why Meridian is the devil. I find that I enjoy it."

Janine put her hands on her hips and thought about it. She was twenty-eight years old and had been single by choice for six years, and a man buying her dinner was not an event in her life. But it was a slow week. The mash had cost her a week of work, and she was bored stiff waiting on fermentation.

"Lamb," she said. "Fine. But it's an argument, not a date. I'm going because you're the first person in this town who knows what a lactobacillus is, and that's depressing."

"Understood. An argument."

"And you're paying."

"Always."

They ate at a corner table at the Dunmore, and Pera brought the lamb without comment, though her eyebrows did comment plenty. Thad poured a bottle of wine he'd brought up from Harlan Cross, which Janine eyed with suspicion and then drank without complaint.

"So," she said, pointing her fork at him. "Make your case. Big distribution. Wide market. Meridian moves forty percent of the finished beer between here and the coast already, so why not the other sixty?"

"My case is simple. Right now you're a town beer. Every barrel you brew, you sell here, at your price, in your taproom, and the surplus travels on whoever's cart happens to be heading east. No consistency, no reach. Meridian gives you cold storage in Harlan Cross, scheduled runs, accounts in six towns. Your beer in every taproom on the coast road. Ten times the volume."

"And ten times the risk."

"Minimal risk. Exclusive contract, guaranteed rates."

"There it is." She set the fork down. "Exclusive. You want my only brewery locked to your company. If Meridian has a bad year, or a new manager, or just decides my rates are too generous, I've got nowhere else to sell. That's not a

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The mash smelled wrong. Janine knew it before she even dipped the hydrometer. Twenty-eight years old, master brewer six years now, and her nose had never lied to her once. "Damn it," she said, to nobody. The taproom was empty this early. Just her, the bad batch, and the big copper kettle her…

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