Turbine and Tux
The tuxedo hung in my locker like a promise I'd made while slightly drunk on spite.
Orchard Secret
30s solo amateur writer posting after work based in Ngāmotu, New Zealand. Expect Humor & Satire with grown-up characters (30s), specific places, and the older-younger pairing (all adults, at least 21), each surprising the other. Always happy to hear from readers who enjoy a real plot alongside the heat. Ranked by how many readers finish them. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
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Stories by Orchard Secret
Pennywise & The Welder
I'd been talking to Neil Thorson online for six weeks before I agreed to meet him, which for me is basically a record.