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Thistle Quota

30s off-hours fiction writer who likes dialogue and slow tension based in London. I mostly write in Humor & Satire, especially stories built around the bet or dare and people who work as rangers or similar real-world trades. Writing for fun and practice. Let me know which characters or settings you want more of. Ranked by how many readers finish them. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.

Average 14 min · latest 25 Nov 2025

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Stories by Thistle Quota

  1. The Goat Cheese Brine Shuffle

    Randi McAllister, thirty-three years old and covered in goat cheese brine before noon, stood at the workbench and stared down her boyfriend.

    Premium · Thistle Quota · Humor & Satire · 12 min · chastity, funny and chatty, a couple who have been dating a while, not married

  2. Boring Mill Breakdown

    Marion had told herself she was going to spend Friday night on her couch eating cereal out of the box and feeling sorry for herself, and…

    Premium · Thistle Quota · Humor & Satire · 12 min · leather, matter-of-fact, friend of a friend

  3. The Gratitude Audit

    Ivy was twenty-nine and she paid a woman named Donnie eighty dollars a session to tell her things like "you are blocking your own…

    Premium · Thistle Quota · Humor & Satire · 13 min · raw and blunt, bookstore or library, neighbors

  4. Booth Bitch

    Katherine Redding, twenty-eight and six months out of the worst breakup of her life, had been standing behind the state-park recruitment…

    Premium · Thistle Quota · Humor & Satire · 12 min · leather, rivals, big event