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Dry and wry bdsm stories

Stories in BDSM tagged dry and wry, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 13 to 19 minutes. Writers to know: Solstice Story, Lantern of Kestrel and The Slate Grammar. Readers usually start with “The Wrong Roadie” and “The Glycerol Ratio”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.

Average 17 min · updated 13 Jan 2026

Dry and wry bdsm stories, ranked by readers

  1. 01

    The Wrong Roadie

    I'm Riley, I'm thirty-four, and I've been thinking about this for longer than I want to admit out loud.

    Premium · Notebook of Ash · BDSM · 16 min · music scene, dry and wry, leather

  2. 02

    The Glycerol Ratio

    I am on my back on the cold stone floor of the archive kitchen with my arm up to the elbow in the sink drain when I hear boots in the…

    Premium · The Tide Passage · BDSM · 16 min · dry and wry, hair pulling and hair play, online match meeting in person

  3. 03

    The Shuttle Exchange

    Kimmy, twenty-eight, dispatcher for a construction materials supplier, sat in her car outside the trailhead and thought about cargo.

    Premium · The Slate Grammar · BDSM · 20 min · dry and wry, online match meeting in person, construction site

  4. 04

    Strike and Linger

    Zara Dempsey was twenty-nine years old and had sworn off romance back when she was twenty-three, after a hotel guest named Glen had seemed…

    Premium · The Slate Grammar · BDSM · 17 min · dry and wry, suburb, stockings and lingerie

  5. 05

    The Punch Bowl Job

    I moved to the island in October for a film shoot, which sounds more glamorous than it is.

    Premium · The Spruce Grain · BDSM · 19 min · chastity, dry and wry, online match meeting in person

  6. 06

    Last Exit Before

    Don Carroll was fifty-four years old, and he had spent most of those years holding the needle instead of the rope.

    Premium · Quartz Field · BDSM · 12 min · dry and wry, hair pulling and hair play, exes

  7. 08

    Handicap

    Katrina Mueller had won the club championship seven times, and she had torn the seat seam of her tuxedo trousers during a practice swing…

    Premium · Lantern of Kestrel · BDSM · 22 min · dry and wry, coworkers, uniforms

  8. 10

    Boxed In

    I signed the lease on a Thursday and slept on a mattress on the floor that same night, and I have never in my life felt so pleased with…

    Premium · Obsidian Verse · BDSM · 14 min · dry and wry, neighbors, body worship

  9. 11

    Potato Scene

    Marian was twenty-eight and Ren thirty-five, and both of them were old enough to know their own minds, which mattered later, but not yet.

    Premium · Gold Draft · BDSM · 17 min · dry and wry, body worship, a couple who have been dating a while, not married

  10. 12

    Needle and Groove

    I woke up on the leather bench with a blanket tucked around me and a dull ache everywhere that mattered.

    Premium · Solstice Story · BDSM · 12 min · longtime friends, dry and wry, real estate showing

  11. 13

    The Late Shift Belay

    I'm fifty-four years old and I've been nervous about this Tuesday night for two weeks.

    Premium · Solstice Story · BDSM · 13 min · dry and wry, online match meeting in person, latex