The Ashtray Accordion
Tia was thirty-four years old, and she was bored out of her skull, which was the only reason she said yes to any of this.
Service provider and client humor & satire stories
Stories in Humor & Satire tagged service provider and client, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 11 to 18 minutes. Writers to know: Solstice Scribe, Route of Cinder and Rain Writer. Readers usually start with “The Ashtray Accordion” and “The Guillotine Game Over”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Service provider and client humor & satire stories, ranked by readers
01 02 The Guillotine Game Over
Barry shut down the shake-out belt on Separation 3 at 11:30 in the morning.
03 The Diamond Point Favor
Alison Clarke was thirty-six years old, and she still owned a scribe she'd bought at a county fair fifteen years ago.
04 Karaoke Emergency Contact
Angelina was forty-four years old and had been flying commercial routes for twenty years, and she had never once lied to her first officer.
05 Crop Dusting Confessions
Floyd rolled his truck through the rusted gate of the Bar None Ranch at eight in the morning, gravel popping under the tires, and there…
06 Dry Dock
*This one came from the idea of putting a lifeguard on dry land and watching the water metaphors dry up.
07 The Rigger's Canoe
My girlfriend left me six months ago.
08 The Water Tank Waltz
The power went out at 7:40 on a Thursday evening in August.
09 The Last Set
Ollie Metcalf is sixty-two years old and he will tell anybody who stands still long enough that he built The Low Note with his own two…
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