The Thunder Sheet
Tracey Lincoln here, thirty-four years old, and technically the most responsible person in Mohale's Hoek this weekend.
Size difference humor & satire stories
Stories in Humor & Satire tagged size difference, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 12 to 18 minutes. Writers to know: Route of Cinder, Moss Myth and Raven Coda. Readers usually start with “The Thunder Sheet” and “The Lieutenant and the Baker”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Size difference humor & satire stories, ranked by readers
01 02 The Lieutenant and the Baker
Walter Hartman had been forty-two years old for three months, and he still wasn't used to it.
03 The S'mores Incident
Well, here I was, thirty-four years old, a kindergarten teacher with twenty-six glue sticks and no dates, standing in the Spruce Hollow…
04 The Reunion Carcass
The market square was gray when they pulled in.
05 The Bosun's Confession
Leah Hodges is twenty-eight years old, and she has decided, somewhere around the fourth pallet of the night shift, that she is the least…
06 Brittany Bees and the Snow Globe
Brittany Rees had lived in Dunton long enough to know one thing for sure.
07 The Noise Next Door
I was thirty-four years old, a night-shift nurse with a savings account, a cactus named Dennis, and no interest whatsoever in other…
08 Downward Spiral
Lizzy Massey was thirty-two years old and she had a plan, and the plan was to get fired.
09 Sprocket Fetish
The rain in Clifden doesn't fall so much as it travels sideways with intent.
10 The Sump Pump Warning Light
Laney Hobbs was thirty-three years old and she had been delivering mail in Silves for four years, and in all that time she had never once…
11 Cowboy Boots and Karaoke
*This one's for everyone who ever tried to learn something new and ended up with more bruises than progress.