Carpool Confessions

Your approach no longer aligns with our values. That was the sentence, the whole sentence, and then the call ended and I sat in my car in the clinic parking lot with the engine running for eleven minutes. I know it was eleven because I checked the clock twice, hoping time had actually moved.

I am fifty-two years old. I have been a marriage therapist for twenty-six years, which means I have professionally advised hundreds of people on how to say the hard thing out loud, and when it was my turn I said nothing at all. I just drove home and ate cold leftover lasagna standing over the sink like a raccoon.

The firing itself was six days ago. The carpool was agreed to yesterday, over email, because Holly Jacobsen and I had not spoken in full sentences since she got the promotion I wanted, and email was the only channel where we both behaved. The state conference in Paso Robles is the kind of thing you cannot skip if you ever want to work in this field again, and God knows one of us needs to work in this field again.

So there I was at seven in the morning, standing on her driveway with a weekender bag and a travel mug, watching a rust-red sedan that looked older than its years. Holly is fifty-one, a year my junior, silver at the temples in a way I have secretly envied through four committee meetings. She popped the trunk without a word. I put my bag in. The silence between us had weight, real weight, like something you could grip with both hands.

She merged onto Highway 41 without asking if I was ready. My seatbelt clicked half a second after the car was already moving, and I decided that summed up our entire professional relationship. Holly Jacobsen starts, everyone else catches up.

The foothills out of Fresno were brown and dry, the grass gold and flattened, the oaks standing around like they were waiting for someone to apologize. We did not talk. I gave it forty minutes. I catalogued what I knew: she got the senior position in March, I stopped saying good morning in April, we have exchanged a combined total of nine sentences since June, and I could name them. That is not a healthy amount of animosity for two grown women who teach couples how to fight fair.

The gas station outside Kettleman City had a single pump and a sign that promised air and also, in smaller letters, a myth. Holly went in to pay. I went in to use the restroom and stood in the little store deciding whether to buy coffee, and that is when I saw the vending machine in the corner, the coin-operated kind next to the lottery tickets, selling novelties in plastic bubbles.

There was a small silicone toy in one of the bubbles. Purple, modest, battery included, according to the bubble. I laughed out loud, alone in a gas station in Kettleman City, because the obvious joke was too good. I would buy it, and when Holly inevitably smirked at me, I would say it was a souvenir, a little gag gift for the conference, a conversation piece about therapeutic touch, something. I had forty dollars of quarters because the clinic had taken my parking pass and my dignity but not my coin jar.

I bought it. And then, because Holly came out of the store right at that moment and looked at the purple thing in my palm and did smirk, that specific slow smirk she has been doing at me for years, I did not say the joke. I just closed my hand around it and put it in my jacket pocket like a card sharp palming an ace.

"Going to be a long conference," she said, and got in the car.

I rode shotgun with a secret in my pocket and my ears going hot. This is what I get, I thought, for having one impulse in a calendar year.

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An hour later she pulled into a rest stop on a rise overlooking a ravine, said she needed fifteen minutes and a phone signal, and pointed at a low concrete building with a blue sign. I said I'd take the restroom too, and went in first. There were two stalls. The near one was out of order, taped over. The far one had a lock, or the shape of a lock, a little brass turn button worn smooth.

I went in, sat down, and did what a person does in a restroom stall, and then, because the toy was in my pocket and my whole miserable week was in my head, I took it out. Just to look at it. It was smaller than I expected and warmer than it should have been, pocket-warm, and I sat there on a public toilet turning it over in my hands thinking, honestly, about whether I had ever bought myself anything in this category since my divorce. Three years. Three years of advising other people to ask for what they want.

I turned it on to test that the batteries worked. It buzzed against my palm and I jumped, and somewhere in the same motion my elbow hit the lock button and the door swung open.

Holly was coming in, already through the outer door, already mid-stride toward the sinks, and the geometry of the room meant she got the full view. Me, pants at my knees, purple toy humming in my hand, face presumably the color of the toy.

For one second neither of us moved. I fumbled for the door. She put her hand flat on it instead, holding it open, not coming in, not leaving, and said, quietly, "I can walk out right now and we never speak of it. Or I can stay. Your call."

My breath did something embarrassing. I want to write that I laughed it off, that I said something sharp and therapist-flavored about boundaries and locked the door with my heel. That would be the version I'd tell at the conference. What actually happened was that I sat there, pants down, toy buzzing, and looked at this woman who took my job six months ago and had never once, in nine sentences, looked at me the way she was looking at me now, and I said, "Stay." Then I did not stop.

I am aware of how that reads. I have read enough case studies to know how that reads.

The toy was small and the angle was imperfect and