The Pie Auction
The pie auction wrapped up at ten forty and by eleven Bev and I had the last of the money counted, boxed, and signed off on, three hundred…
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Toys & Masturbation stories. Toys & Masturbation stories, from quick reads to long series. Reads run 11 to 12 minutes. Writers to know: Quartz Wave, Cedar Refrain and The Quartz Page. Readers usually start with “The Pie Auction” and “Last Night at the Gym”. Ranked by how many readers finish them. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
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01 02 Last Night at the Gym
My name is Perry Brooks, I am fifty-one years old, and last Friday night I did something at the gym that I had never done in five years of…
03 The Talent Show Loaf
Ethel here, and I should say up front that I'm forty-four and have been living on the M.V.
04 The Pumpkin Show Proposition
The drizzle started around ten and never made up its mind to be anything worse, so I finished my loop with my cap soaked through at the…
05 The Bar Bet
I had spent the whole day on my knees scrubbing other people's toilets, which at forty-two is rougher on the back than it used to be, and…
06 The Birdcage Dare
I drove out to Hendricks Field on a Tuesday in July, the kind of heat that made the dashboard vents feel useless.
07 Cranberry Shift
I am forty-four years old, and I have been single for three years, which if you do the math means the last time anybody touched me on…
08 Maid in Barcelona
I woke up before he did, which surprised me, because in my experience men who sleep over always wake first and start making noise in the…
09 Wrench and Release
I have been a museum curator for six years now, and in that time I have learned that the worst days always start with a phone call from a…
10 The Puppeteer's Test
I drove out to Thornwood on a Tuesday in October, wearing the good blazer I keep for weddings and interviews.
11 The Pawnshop Line Switch
The rain was the kind that doesn't fall so much as hang there, and I'd been standing under the awning next to the diner for ten minutes.
12 The Last Take
I sat on the edge of the set, on the arm of the fake sofa, and held the prop teacup in both hands.
13 Carpool Confessions
Your approach no longer aligns with our values.
14 Backline Confessions
I'm forty-two years old, and last Tuesday I got off in a recording studio control room with an old bandmate watching.
15 The Layover Proposal
The board did that thing where it flickered, and then our flight number just wasn't there anymore.
16 The Trampoline Incident
It was a Friday night at The Gilded Fork and we were slammed.
17 Catalogue Night
My name is Stephanie, I'm forty-two, and I've been married to Shane for seventeen years.
18 The Archive Key
I got the spare key in the mail a week before Wally left.
19 The Gymnast's Exhibition
My name is Cassy, I'm fifty-four years old, and last spring my marriage of twenty-five years ended.
20 Sound of Revenge
The day I found out Ben moved in next door to my office, I nearly threw my coffee at the wall.
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