Last Night at the Gym
My name is Perry Brooks, I am fifty-one years old, and last Friday night I did something at the gym that I had never done in five years of…
Matter-of-fact toys & masturbation stories
Stories in Toys & Masturbation tagged matter-of-fact, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 11 to 12 minutes. Writers to know: Quartz Wave, The Steel Canvas and Phantom of Lark. Readers usually start with “Last Night at the Gym” and “Maid in Barcelona”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Matter-of-fact toys & masturbation stories, ranked by readers
01 02 Maid in Barcelona
I woke up before he did, which surprised me, because in my experience men who sleep over always wake first and start making noise in the…
03 Sound of Revenge
The day I found out Ben moved in next door to my office, I nearly threw my coffee at the wall.
04 Séance Frequency
My name's Aly, I'm fifty-four, and I own a ghost tour company in Edinburgh.
05 Rest Stop Relief
I drove four hours down Interstate 5 with the radio mostly static and my right knee aching from holding the same position, and when I…
06 Tuning Fork
I've been at the gliding club two years now, and I still don't know why nobody locks the workshop.
07 The Seed Analyst's Ex
The Silver Spoon Mall sat off Route 6 like it always had, a long low building with a tin roof and a hand painted sign that had been fading…
08 Rival's Grip
I've been a chef for six years now, and I'm twenty-eight, and people always ask why I don't just sleep in after a fourteen-hour shift.
09 The Last Night Before Forty
I turned thirty-nine with a party and didn't think much of it.
10 The Archive's Guest
I locked the reading room door behind me with hands that wouldn't quit shaking.
11 Clay in the Dark
I'm Keira Potter, I'm fifty-four years old, and last Tuesday I accidentally signed up for a pottery class instead of a painting class.
12 pumping nostalgia
I had been on the road for four hours when I finally accepted that the best part of the trip was the part where nobody knew where I was.
13 Ski Lodge Test Run
The drive up to Eagle Crest took me two hours and most of my nerve.
14 Pouring Technique
The tent smelled like roasted beans and salt air, and I'd been standing in front of that pour since the buzzer went off.
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