The Electrician's Confession
The Church Street Barbershop had no business being open at ten on a Tuesday night.
Body worship humor & satire stories
Stories in Humor & Satire tagged body worship, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 14 to 20 minutes. Writers to know: Heather Fiction, Route of Cinder and The Maple Garden. Readers usually start with “The Electrician's Confession” and “The Guillotine Game Over”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Body worship humor & satire stories, ranked by readers
01 02 The Guillotine Game Over
Barry shut down the shake-out belt on Separation 3 at 11:30 in the morning.
03 The Lease Clause
Jenni Walters was thirty-three years old, and she was awake at four thirty in the morning because of a plant.
04 Firewatch and the Piano Run
Tomorrow I turn forty-four.
05 Crop Dusting Confessions
Floyd rolled his truck through the rusted gate of the Bar None Ranch at eight in the morning, gravel popping under the tires, and there…
06 The Great Sock Drawer Gambit
Burt Aldous, fifty-four years old and retired from the meat counter he still missed, had hidden his winning lottery ticket in the sock…
07 The Deposition Drafter
Shelby was thirty-four years old and she had the malt spiel down to a science.
08 Jury Duty Therapy
Jury duty is where people go to feel bad about themselves in a government building.
09 The Favor Lane
Brianna Sampson had been a nightmare for several days, and she knew it.
10 One Bed, No Privacy
The truck died halfway between nowhere and Sparrow, Texas, and I sat there in the cab with my thumb on the phone like an idiot for a good…