The Off-Season Incident
My name's Debbie Weaver.
Feet humor & satire stories
Stories in Humor & Satire tagged feet, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 13 to 18 minutes. Writers to know: Rain Ticket, The Rust Outline and The Ridge Corner. Readers usually start with “The Off-Season Incident” and “The Diamond Point Favor”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Feet humor & satire stories, ranked by readers
01 02 The Diamond Point Favor
Alison Clarke was thirty-six years old, and she still owned a scribe she'd bought at a county fair fifteen years ago.
03 The Gratitude Game
Okay, so, I'm twenty-eight years old and I like to think of myself as a rational person.
04 The Ruined Torta
*I wanted to write a revenge story where the weapon is genuine surprise, not cruelty.
05 The Accordion Incident
Julianne pulled into the bookstore parking lot at four forty, which gave her twenty minutes before the place closed for good.
06 Turbine and Tux
The tuxedo hung in my locker like a promise I'd made while slightly drunk on spite.
07 Root Canal and Riffs
Hanna pulled the last rubber dam off the patient and stepped back from the chair.
08 The HR File on Leela Malone
*This one started with the image of a retirement party gone sideways because the ex shows up with a clipboard and a grudge.
09 The Revenge Snapshot
Tasha had been on the ferry for eleven minutes and she was already annoyed.