The Off-Season Incident
My name's Debbie Weaver.
Stories in Humor & Satire tagged neighbors, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 11 to 17 minutes. Writers to know: Opal Prose, River Tale and Raven Coda. Readers usually start with “The Off-Season Incident” and “The Seamstress's Mistake”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
My name's Debbie Weaver.
Dalton Carlisle was fifty-five years old and had been lost in strip malls for twenty years.
Every Jenkins Chalk-Up starts the same way.
Okay, so, I'm twenty-eight years old and I like to think of myself as a rational person.
Ivy was twenty-nine and she paid a woman named Donnie eighty dollars a session to tell her things like "you are blocking your own…
I want to start by saying I'm forty-two years old and I have spent most of those years being sensible, which is a polite way of saying…
Barney mopped the archive floor on a Tuesday.
*This one's for everyone who ever tried to learn something new and ended up with more bruises than progress.