Mud Run Muddle
I finished the night shoot at four in the morning and decided I had earned something stupid.
Stories in Humor & Satire tagged strangers, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 12 to 18 minutes. Writers to know: Route of Cinder, Thistle Quota and The Steel Highway. Readers usually start with “Mud Run Muddle” and “The Bell Ringer's Last Call”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
I finished the night shoot at four in the morning and decided I had earned something stupid.
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