The Ski Lift Stop
I want to start by saying I'm twenty-four years old, I've been married for a year and a half, and I work as a zookeeper, which is a fancy…
Funny and chatty loving wives stories
Stories in Loving Wives tagged funny and chatty, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 18 to 24 minutes. Writers to know: Scarlet Atlas, The Scarlet Prologue and Quartz Pen. Readers usually start with “The Ski Lift Stop” and “The Shepherd's Pie Bid”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Funny and chatty loving wives stories, ranked by readers
01 02 The Shepherd's Pie Bid
The pie auction happens every February at the Shady Rest Motel, out at the edge of the sheep country, and I have been going to it for the…
03 The Heron's Witness
Lara stood at the bar of the Blue Heron with her second gin and tonic getting warm in her hand, and she was doing the thing she hated…
04 The Librarian's Double Shift
My name's Marshall Wayne, I'm forty-three years old, and I've been teaching high school history for long enough that I can grade a stack…
05 Tasting Lessons
Fair week again.
06 She Shines So Bright
"You're telling me you spent six weeks with a bunch of retired dentists and you didn't even hit the beach?"
07 The Dance Lesson
The whole thing started because my wife bought new heels.
08 The Mini Golf Cuckold
Let me tell you how it started, because it started with a sandwich board, of all things.
09 Pit Stop Proposition
*This one is for anyone who ever wondered what happens when the fantasy meets the oil-stained floor.
10 The Sommelier's Bluff
The Willow Creek Farmers Market always affected me.
11 The Co-Pilot Swap
I was twenty-four years old and I was storming through the crew break room at Midlands Regional like a woman with a grudge and a legal case.
12 The Wine Tour Favor
*This one came from thinking about how debts between old friends can get very interesting when there's chemistry that never got resolved.
13 The Hayloft Sessions
I'm thirty-four years old and I have built my whole life out of sensible choices, the way a mason builds a wall, one flat stone at a time…
14 Andrea's Game
Bradly Horton was, by his own admission, the most sensible man in the whole state of Oregon.
15 The Spite Note
Let me tell you how my week went sideways, because it started with a thump.
16 Renovations and Reckless Choices
Samson Ruiz was thirty-five years old, and on a Saturday morning in April he stood in the middle of his own living room holding a drywall…