The Platen Knob Proposition
Subject: so about last night Chris, Okay so I'm writing this at my kitchen table with coffee I have already reheated twice, and I am going…
Stories in Letters & Transcripts tagged funny and chatty, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 12 to 14 minutes. Writers to know: Marigold Hearth, Quarry of Copper and The Delta Studio. Readers usually start with “The Platen Knob Proposition” and “Flame Shift”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Subject: so about last night Chris, Okay so I'm writing this at my kitchen table with coffee I have already reheated twice, and I am going…
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