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Dry and wry erotic horror stories

Stories in Erotic Horror tagged dry and wry, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 22 to 26 minutes. Writers to know: The Breeze Spell, Shadow Lodge and Ochre Token. Readers usually start with “The Hollow House” and “the olivewood leg”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.

Average 23 min · updated 10 Feb 2026

Dry and wry erotic horror stories, ranked by readers

  1. 01

    The Hollow House

    *This one grew from a weird doodle I did of a house with too much yard and a neighbor who never smiled.

    Premium · The Steel Token · Erotic Horror · 27 min · dry and wry, hair pulling and hair play, neighbors

  2. 02

    the olivewood leg

    Penelope Boone is forty-three years old and she has never loved a job this much in her whole life, and the funny part is the job is mixing…

    Premium · The Timber Spiral · Erotic Horror · 23 min · dry and wry, leather, rivals

  3. 03

    The Noise in the Wall

    Mackenzie was fifty-three years old and she had lived in a lot of bad apartments, but this one had walls made out of paper and spite, and…

    Premium · Summit Canvas · Erotic Horror · 26 min · dry and wry, city apartment, food play

  4. 04

    Caprock Lantern

    Laurie had told Hilary she would come, and that was the entire problem with telling Hilary things.

    Premium · The Thorn Grain · Erotic Horror · 19 min · dry and wry, worn clothing and scent, church community

  5. 05

    The Delegate's Room

    Lara had been a delivery driver for nine years, and in that time she had learned that the jobs worth remembering never looked like…

    Premium · The Stone Switch · Erotic Horror · 26 min · longtime friends, dry and wry, latex

  6. 07

    Tuning Forks

    Maddy was forty-two years old and she had never once thrown a guitar in her life, which is probably why the sound of it hitting the amp…

    Premium · The Breeze Spell · Erotic Horror · 24 min · music scene, dry and wry, spouses

  7. 08

    Microplastic Love

    Debra Roach, fifty-four years old and manager of a pub stool cushion re-stuffing franchise back in Ohio, had not planned on spending her…

    Premium · Shadow Lodge · Erotic Horror · 26 min · dry and wry, leather, old classmates now adults

  8. 09

    The Switchboard Girl

    *This story was born from a weird thought: what if the haunted house was just a bad apartment with thin walls and a horny ghost who…

    Premium · Ochre Token · Erotic Horror · 22 min · dry and wry, size difference, city apartment

  9. 10

    The Mountain's Welcome

    I still remember the first week at the lodge, how quiet it was up there, quiet in a way that city people don't really understand until…

    Premium · Quiet Post · Erotic Horror · 25 min · dry and wry, ski town, strangers