The Lighthouse Archive
Meg came into the pallet drop yard a few minutes after midnight, and the door rattled shut behind her and the sound rolled off the…
Funny and chatty erotic horror stories
Stories in Erotic Horror tagged funny and chatty, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 23 to 26 minutes. Writers to know: The Breeze Spell, Harbor Season and Signal of Velvet. Readers usually start with “The Lighthouse Archive” and “The Ranger's Favor”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Funny and chatty erotic horror stories, ranked by readers
01 02 The Ranger's Favor
*This one's for the nights when the woods feel alive and you just want to run your hands over someone new.
03 The Gooseberry Trellis
Vikki Larsen, forty-four years old and a nurse at the clinic for the better part of two decades, parked her ancient blue Corolla at the…
04 Bolt-On
*This one's for the people who've ever been the weird one in the room and who know that real danger can feel safer than another polite…
05 She Shouldn't Have Stayed
The Driftwood sat at the end of a lane that smelled like diesel and salt.
06 The Night Nanny
The knock came at two in the morning.
07 Dibstone Cat
Maya Harding, twenty-nine, came up the quarry road just as the sun went orange over the limestone, and the first thing she saw was Lindsay…
08 Slide Pack Shuffle
I'm on my knees in the storage bay, cinching a tether strap around a rolled evacuation slide, when I hear the door roll up behind me.
09 Wreck the Wedding
The DJ put on some slow song and the room went soft.
10 Dialect Coach & the Welder
Robin Price was thirty-four years old, a self-employed welder with a bad shoulder, a good truck, and a strict personal policy about not…
11 The Chain Locker Shift
Candace had hidden the cake in the chain locker at three in the morning, which was a ridiculous thing for a woman of fifty-three to do…
12 The Rejuvenation Pact
Sunny had heard about Solace from two different women at the commissary, which was how she knew it was either a real thing or a really…
13 Bore Tide
Lydia was twenty-three years old and she was bored in a way that felt medical.