The Sandwich Board
I got the grease gun up under the axle of chute four and squeezed until the fitting took what it wanted.
Funny and chatty first time stories
Stories in First Time tagged funny and chatty, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 22 to 24 minutes. Writers to know: Ash Cadence, Dusk Story and Narrative of River. Readers usually start with “The Sandwich Board” and “Dares After Dark”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.
Funny and chatty first time stories, ranked by readers
01 02 Dares After Dark
I'm fifty-two years old, and until a year ago the most reckless thing I did on a Friday night was leave the dishes until Saturday.
03 The Tuesday Arrangement
Three months ago I was a man with a five-year plan.
04 Line Work
I woke up alone in my own bed at seven in the morning, staring at the ceiling like it had answers, and the first thing I thought was: that…
05 The Night Shift Confession
I want to tell you about the night everything changed for me, and I'm sixty-two years old, so you know right away this isn't some college…
06 Lost and Found Under the Stars
The plane landed in Albuquerque a little after two in the afternoon, and I rented a car and drove north for three hours through country…
07 The First Time We Tried
Dean here.
08 The Swing and the Sweep
I was thirty-three last November when I decided my life needed a hard reset, and the way I did it was to agree to house-sit for my friend…
09 The Promotion Blow
Bonnie Kessler was twenty-three years old and she had never given a blowjob.