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Funny and chatty bdsm stories

Stories in BDSM tagged funny and chatty, ranked by how many readers finish them. Reads run 15 to 19 minutes. Writers to know: Meridian Contour, Velvet Transit and Notebook of Ash. Readers usually start with “The Button Tin” and “The Ledger”. Some are free to read in full; the rest open with a free preview.

Average 17 min · updated 9 May 2026

Funny and chatty bdsm stories, ranked by readers

  1. 01

    The Button Tin

    I run the puppet workshop in a town of about eight hundred people, which means I run the anniversary show, the decorating committee, the…

    Premium · Notebook of Ash · BDSM · 19 min · rivals, funny and chatty, restaurant

  2. 02

    The Ledger

    My bank account hit eleven dollars and some change on a Tuesday, and I sat in my car outside the library where I'd just finished a shift…

    Premium · Notebook of Ash · BDSM · 19 min · chastity, funny and chatty, friend of a friend

  3. 03

    The Syllabus

    My sixty-third birthday is in November, and I have decided to treat it the way I used to treat manuscript deadlines, with a mixture of…

    Premium · The Spruce Grain · BDSM · 18 min · funny and chatty, old classmates now adults, stockings and lingerie

  4. 04

    The Note Under the Door

    Trey came up the stairs of the walk-up at 11:40 on a Tuesday night with his jacket over one shoulder and the smell of the kitchen still in…

    Premium · Refrain of Topaz · BDSM · 19 min · leather, domestic routine, funny and chatty

  5. 05

    Turbulence Protocol

    I'd been flying with Lucinda for two years, and in that time I don't think we'd agreed on a single thing.

    Premium · Lunar Reader · BDSM · 14 min · domestic routine, rivals, worn clothing and scent

  6. 06

    The Gratitude Protocol

    Marcia had been crouched behind the row of filing cabinets for eleven minutes when her left leg started to cramp.

    Premium · Velvet Transit · BDSM · 19 min · funny and chatty, friend of a friend, oil and massage

  7. 07

    Submission Saved Us

    *This one's for anyone who's ever felt like desire got lost in the laundry.

    Premium · Velvet Transit · BDSM · 16 min · funny and chatty, city apartment, food play

  8. 08

    Cold Request

    I was halfway through a boring email on my phone in the lobby when I spotted Wallace across the room, and I have to admit my first thought…

    Premium · Meridian Contour · BDSM · 15 min · worn clothing and scent, funny and chatty, old classmates now adults

  9. 10

    The Last Bloom

    Okay so I need to back up, because if I start in the middle you're gonna think I lost my mind, and honestly maybe I did, but there was an…

    Premium · Meridian Contour · BDSM · 20 min · spouses, funny and chatty, uniforms

  10. 11

    Ranger's Prize

    The cottage sat at the far edge of the Harrison County fairgrounds, tucked behind the horse barns like something the fair had forgotten.

    Premium · Cinder Token · BDSM · 19 min · rivals, funny and chatty, farmers market

  11. 12

    The Last Confession

    Darlene Shah pulled into Isobel Clausen's driveway at six forty on a Tuesday evening in late February, and the porch light was flickering…

    Premium · Pine Compass · BDSM · 19 min · hair pulling and hair play, domestic routine, rivals