The Ashtray Accordion
Tia was thirty-four years old, and she was bored out of her skull, which was the only reason she said yes to any of this.
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21 22 A Stranger's Familiar
The night started with a glass of bad wine, which is not how I thought my life would change, but that's how most things go.
23 The Talent Show Loaf
Ethel here, and I should say up front that I'm forty-four and have been living on the M.V.
24 The Tuesday Arrangement
Three months ago I was a man with a five-year plan.
25 Gloves Off, Hearts On
My week had been the same six days in a row, which was driving pills and inhalers and the occasional oxygen tank around town in a white…
26 Ember and Ink
Six years ago I kissed a man at a party and he disappeared the next morning.
27 The Captain's Favor
I'm Astrid.
28 The Platen Knob Proposition
Subject: so about last night Chris, Okay so I'm writing this at my kitchen table with coffee I have already reheated twice, and I am going…
29 The Pumpkin Show Proposition
The drizzle started around ten and never made up its mind to be anything worse, so I finished my loop with my cap soaked through at the…
30 The Captain's Portrait
Selena found him on the port side of the main deck, right after breakfast, leaning on the railing with a coffee cup going cold in one hand.
31 Line Work
I woke up alone in my own bed at seven in the morning, staring at the ceiling like it had answers, and the first thing I thought was: that…
32 The Bar Bet
I had spent the whole day on my knees scrubbing other people's toilets, which at forty-two is rougher on the back than it used to be, and…
33 The Train Club Mix-Up
Louis Webb stood in the doorway of the converted loft in a suburb of Montreal and looked at the banner hanging crookedly over a landscape…
34 The Horrible Ex-Exchange
I'm Isa, I'm twenty-five, and I'm in Lisbon because I'm petty.
35 CollarMe
My name is Clay Masterson, I'm twenty-eight, and three years ago I accidentally found out something about myself at a tipsy costume party.
36 The Key to Room 12
The elevator in Shirley's building had a mirror in it, and I made the mistake of looking into it on the ride up.
37 The Conference Aftermath
Paul had been coming to the regional insurance conference in Columbus for eleven years, and he could honestly say it never got more…
38 Greenhouse Glow
The car didn't want to start.
39 The Ranger's Favor
*This one's for the nights when the woods feel alive and you just want to run your hands over someone new.
40 The Gooseberry Trellis
Vikki Larsen, forty-four years old and a nurse at the clinic for the better part of two decades, parked her ancient blue Corolla at the…
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